Wear My Hat Lyrics

Well she came looking for me
With her arms open wide
Like some long lost friend of mine
She said 'Excuse me
But do you remember me?
I said 'No, I don't believe I do'
So she looked me up and down
And undressed me with her eyes
Then she said
You've got everything I need,
You've got everything I want
So I said 'OK
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You can wear my hat
You can have my coat
You can take my shirt
'Cause I don't need it
You can wear my shoes
You can take my socks
Come on take my bag it's yours
If you love it
You can have it, if you love it
Ain't no problem, if you love it
Come on take it, if you love it
So her friend came up to me
With a pen and paper in her hand
Expressing some interest
In the number of my room
She said 'Excuse me
But do you remember me?
I said 'No,'
She said 'Can I appeal to you?'
So I looked her up and down
And realising her insinuations, I blushed
She said 'Listen babe you don't know me
No you don't know me but you owe me
And I love you
Yes, I love you
Put your arms around me, 'cause I love you
And I got all your records, and I love you
So I suggested
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You can wear my hat
You can have my coat
You can take my shirt
'Cause I don't need it
You can wear my shoes
You can take my socks
Come on take my bag it's yours
If you love it
You can have it, if you love it
Ain't no problem, if you love it
Come on take it, if you love it
Love it, c'mon love it
Instrumental
Well later that day
This guy came to me
With a scr*p of paper in his hand
He said, 'Hey buddy, can you
Sign your name for me?'
I said 'Why, why do I owe you money?'
He said, 'No'
I said, 'Listen pal do I know you?
Have we ever met?
Why do you want my name
On this little piece of paper?
He said 'I love you
I don't know you, but I love you,
Like my brother, I love you
Put your arms around me, 'cause I love you.'
I said 'Hey, let's not rush things
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You can wear my hat
You can have my coat
You can take my shirt
'Cause I don't need it
You can wear my shoes
You can take my socks
Come on take my bag it's yours
If you love it
You can have it, if you love it
Ain't no problem, if you love it
Come on, take it, if you love it
Love it, come on love it
Ain't no problem from me if you want it
Take my hat, take my bag
I don't need nothing
You can wear my hat
You can wear my hat
C'mon, wear my hat, wear my hat
You can wear my hat
C'mon, wear my hat
You can wear my hat
Come on, wear my hat