Mean Old Man Lyrics

Mean Old Man
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I ain't from nowhere near Kentucky
No right to sing them southern blues
I'm from Toronty snowy city
Don't get no high from Blue Ridge Mountains
I don't get no buzz from Bowlin' Green
After a long day on the golf course
I like to take a little steam
CHORUS:
That mean old man who gives the plaitzas
Hot foamy eucalyptus leaves
He hits so hard my skin is burning
Well you should see the welts he leaves
That mean old man
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That mean old man
They wanna play a little poker
Promise me I won't lose my shirt
Well every mensch, a Cuban smoker
I can't sit down my butt still hurts
That mean old man
That mean old man, he's here on Sundays
And that's when all the regulars show
Turn up the heat, these are the fun days
Hey it's my turn, I gotta go
That mean old man
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That mean man