Wheaties Box Lyrics

Wheaties Box
INTRO: G
I can kick up my heels
I can raise a glass to a good set of wheels
And I can ride a pony
I can settle a score between a couple of friends, no more
And if I need to I can walk the walk
And if you ask me I can talk the talk
And if I have to I'll stand tall in these here socks
But I'll never be on a Wheaties box
I can make a pie
I can help pick out an outfit to match the color of your eye
And I can tie a roast
I can make 4 different lunches and not burn the toast
And if I need to I can be a rock
And if you ask me nice well I would say just knock
But if you give me the keys I can unlock all of your locks
But I'll never be on a Wheaties box
I may not be an Adonis
I might not sink my putts like Tiger Woods
I may not have those washboard abs but I sure can do the wash
And my ironing is pretty good
I can prune the plants
I can stencil a whole floor and not ruin my pants
And I can glaze a room
I can weave a wicked tablecloth on my antique loom
And if your cue is slippin' here take my chalk
And if you want a kung pao well let me grease my wok
And if you really gotta have those Calloways I'll sell some stocks
But I'll never, no I'll never
Ti amo il mio caro ma il ill non e
Mai su una scatola dei Wheaties