Granola Head Lyrics

from the album "Love Songs for the Retarded"
Joe King
Transcontabulated by Johnny Electroshocktherapy
If its wrong, then you fix it.
If anybody knows any Queers songs, ( 'specially Feeling Groovy or Ursula =
finally has Tits) then post th' damn things. Get some punk on OLGA t' c=
ompete with all that hippie cr*p already on there.
GRANOLA-HEAD
Eating mushrooms ain't for me
Or getting all screwed up on LSD
Or eating bean sprouts all day long
Or smoking pot out of a bong
Wearin' flowers in my hair
And having dirty underwear
I don't wanna be a granola-head
I don't wanna be a granola-head
E =
Whacked-out hippies brains are scrambled eggs
Ugly chicks with very hairy legs
I think I'd rather be at home
Listening to the Ramones
Or hanging out and getting drunk
With a bunch of useless punks
Oh can't you see
It's not for me
Eating bean sprouts all day long
And smoking pot out of a bong
Wearing flowers in my hair
And having dirty underwear
CHORUS (2x)