Never Kissed a Girl Lyrics

Never Kissed A Girl
INTRO-CHORUS
I never kissed a girl 'til I went to college
She got drunk and cheated on me
I never kissed a boy 'til I went to prison
Murder in the first degree
I'm hung like a mouse and horny as a toad
I keep a steady hand on the gun
She'd get all revved up and say Come on in
I'd say Baby I'm already done
I never kissed a girl 'til I went to college
She got drunk and cheated on me
I never kissed a boy 'til I went to prison
Murder in the first degree
On the day I became a man I asked her
If everything was alright
She said I gave her the most passionate and erotic
Twelve seconds of her life
I may have treated her bad but she treated me worse
But she's sorry now you can bet
But I got a new lover and he don't like roses
He likes candy bars and cigarettes