The More I Drink Lyrics

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when played on open chords.
INTRO (x4)
He was sittin at the bar, sippin on a regular coke.
We were drinkin and smokin and making him the butt of our jokes.
We all said man what happened to you? Why can't you just have a few?
He said I would if I could, but it's probably best that I don't.
'Cause the more I drink, the more I drink,
Then I'm the world's greatest lover and a dancin' machine.
I get loud, I get proud and it gets worse
Well if I have one, I'll have thirteen, Now there ain't no in between
'Cause the more I drink, hmm, the more I drink
A couple of cold ones and somebody hands me a shot
Hell even bucktooth and bowlegged women start lookin' hot
And pretty soon I'm bummin' cigarettes and sweet talkin' some big brunette
Once I get on a roll, there ain't no tellin' where I'll stop
'Cause the more I drink, the more I drink
And I'm the world's greatest lover and a dancin' machine
I get loud, I get proud, and it gets worse
Yeah if I have one I'll have thirteen, now there ain't no in-between
'Cause the more I drink, the more I drink, the more I drink, yeah yeah
Mmm that's what I'm talkin' about
Man if I have one, I'll have thirteen
Then they can't get me off the kareokee machine
The more I drink, the more I drink
Yeah the more I drink, the more I drink, the more I drink
OUTRO: D A7
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