Everything I Do Is Wrong Lyrics

INTRO: G C G C G C
#1.
I see a great big sign on a one-way street.
Goin' down the wrong way who do I meet..
a big policeman walkin' his beat.
Everything I do is wrong.
CHORUS:
Everything I do is wrong, oh, me..everything
I do is wrong.
I just don't see how I'm gonna get along.
Cause everything I do is wrong.
#2.
Well, I'm busy getting ready for a big date.
Rushin' like a mad man to keep from being late.
I take a wrong turn and wind up in another state.
Everything I do is wrong.
CHORUS:
Everything I do is wrong, oh, me..everything
I do is wrong.
I just don't see how I'm gonna get along.
Cause everything I do is wrong.
INTERLUDE: A D A
#3.
Well, I hate to be the type of a guy who complains.
Every time I wash my car it's bound to rain.
I take a trip north and catch a south bound train.
Everything I do is wrong.
CHORUS:
Everything I do is wrong, oh, me..everything
I do is wrong.
I just don't see how I'm gonna get along.
Cause everything I do is wrong.
OUTRO:
Mmmm-mmmm-mmmm-oh, me..mmmm-mmmm-mmmm-mmmm..(Fade.)