American Honky-Tonk Bar Association Lyrics

The American Honky Tonk Bar Association
Verse:
If your paycheck depends on the weather an?? the clock
If your conversation calls for a little more than a coffee pot
If you need to pour your heart out, an?? try to rectify some situation, that you??re facin??
Verse:
When Uncle Sam dips in your pocket, for most things you don??t mind
But when your dollar goes to all of those standin?? in a welfare line
Rejoice you have a voice, if you??re concerned about the destination, of this great nation
It??s called the American Honky Tonk Bar Association
Chorus 1:
It represents the hard-hat, gun-rack, achin??-back, over-taxed, flag-wavin??, fun-lovin?? crowd
Their heart is in the music, an?? they love to play it loud
There??s no forms or no applications, there??s no red-tape administrations
It??s the American Honky Tonk Bar Association
Verse:
We??re all one big family throughout the cities an?? the towns
We don??t reach for handouts, we reach for those who??re down
And every local chapter has a seven-day-a-week-available consultation, for your frustration
It??s called the American Honky Tonk Bar Association
Repeat Chorus 1
Chorus 2:
It represents the mud-flap, six-pack, bare-crack, over-taxed, flag-wavin??, fun-lovin?? crowd
Their heart is in the music, an?? they love to play it loud
There??s no forms or no applications, there??s no red-tape administrations
It??s the American Honky Tonk Bar Association
Go join your American Honky Tonk Bar Association
Do not delay; contact today, your AHBA, your AHBA