Secret Gig Lyrics

Psst, Sssh Psst, Sssh
Psst, Sssh Sssh.
They're gonna be unveiling some new material
Some new material, some new material
And the drummer's got a song that he'd like to try out
In a live environment, a live environment
Tell it down the mines, there's gonna be a secret gig
You've gotta knock three times if you want to see a secret gig.
Psst, Sssh Psst, Sssh
Psst, Sssh Sssh.
The information needed can found in anagram
Upon the internet the day before
I've got a cousin in Tredegar but he's unreliable
And undeniably a rank buffoon
But I can tolerate his crimes 'cos he's never done a secret gig
He's gotta knock three times if he wants to see a secret gig.
(no chord)
Ten past nine, the Borderline
A mole sold a leak to the new fanzine
The 'zine flipped, tongue slipped
A (nc) A
And we all headed off to the nearest tube. Sssh.
MI5 Plus One, CIA Plus Two
MFI Plus Three, Sir Roger Casement Plus Four
Bob from the basement and friends
Evan Dando Plus Ten, and his sister Suzanne
(nc)
Who lives by the river. Sssh.