Asshole Lyrics

A S S H O L E
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I heard a tree.
It was talking to me.
It said "You are an asshole."
A honey bee
Went buzzing by me.
It said "You're such an asshole."
I've experienced such strange phenomena
since I left my sweet Marie.
I left her to see the world
now the whole world is mad at me!
I caught a fish.
The fish was pissed
"I been caught by an asshole!"
A threw it back
and a seagull crapped
"For you are an asshole!"
I've experienced such weird phenomena
since I left you my Marie
I walked away from your sweet sweet love
now the whole world is through with me
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I've experienced such odd phenomena
since you left me my Marie
The whole world can call me what it wants
if you just come back to me
My Marie!
I need you sweet Marie:
You're still an asshole
I'm on my knees, my Marie:
You're still an asshole
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chord by Damiano Fassari