Union Man Lyrics

UNION MAN
I'm proud to a union man
I make those meetings when I can, yeah
I pay my dues ahead of time
When the benefits come I'm last in line, yeah
I'm proud to be a union man
Every fourth Friday at 10 am
There's a meeting of the A F of M. yeah
- Chairman -
"This meeting will now come to order
Is there any new business?"
- Member -
"Yeah, I think 'Live music are better'
Bumper stickers should be issued"
- Chairman -
"What was that?"
- Member -
"'Live music is better' bumper stickers
Should be issued"
- Chairman -
"The gentleman says
'Live music is better' bumper stickers
Should be issued
All in favour of what he said
Signify by sayin' 'aye'"
- Members -
"Ay!"
- Chairman -
"If, however, you are opposed
C (tacet, just bass note)
Signify by saying 'no'"
I'm proud to be a union man.