The Termite Song Lyrics

The Termite Song
I been sharpening my forks and poking at your cat
I've been tasting your love letters and throwing up in your hat
I've been hiding in your walls and plotting with your mouse
I am hungry and I'm gonna eat your house
I've been dancing with your shadow all over your bug light
Singing in your sprinkler and building up an appetite
Some houses are made of stone while some are made of brick
But when I'm through with yours you'd have thought it was built from used toothpicks
I've seen rats in your kitchen roaches in your sink
You ought to see your kitty crying every time I give a wink
Been making long distance crawls from your bed to your telephone
Watching you undress when you think that you're alone
I've been sleeping with your daughter once you've tucked her in at night
When you hear her sobbing I've been screaming "LET THE BED BUGS BITE"