When The Girls Get Here Lyrics

Intro: D
When the girls get here
We'll talk about integrated circuits and things
To show them how smart we are
We'll set our hair on fire (that should impress them)
Spill beer all over our t-shirts (accidentally)
We'll show them what kind of guys we are
When the girls get here
We'll do a little funky dance
To show them how cool we are
We'll throw our socks in the closet (where it keeps them warm)
We'll wear berets with dark glasses (kinda like a beatnik)
We'll show them what kind of guys we are
And all of the guys that we know
Will be so envious of our charm and our wit
But we don't need them
We've got lots of good friends
And we know that the real fun begins
When the girls get here
When the girls get here
When the girls get here
(key change)
When the girls get here...
We'll pull out our guitars
And tell them how we're gonna be stars
We'll put decals on our suitcase (when the girls get here)
We'll twist with all of their friends (when the girls get here)
We'll follow old people home (when the girls get here)
We'll play dead in the drug store (when the girls get here)
Do figure eights in our four-bys (when the girls get here)
We'll put mirrors on the ceiling (when the girls get here)
And we'll spin discs by the Aztecs (when the girls get here)
We'll swallow fish in a phone booth
We'll show them what kind of guys we are...
(spoken)
One, two, three!
When the girls get here
When the girls get here
When the girls get here (when the girls get here)
When the girls get here
When the girls get here (when the girls get here)
When the girls get here (when the girls get here)
When the girls get here (when the girls get here)
Girls get here
Girls get here
The girls get...
(spoken)
I think they're here now