BFFF Lyrics

You are my best friend in the world
And I hope that you know,
when we hangout together,
it's freakin' awesome
Playing poker Friday night,
Beer-o-mids and golf cart races
You think that my sister's hot
I accidentally shot your finger
off your writing hand oh well,
you get disability
I broke my leg you laughed so hard
and told my ambulance to stop at the bar
You'll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say
that I really and truly feel this way
not that there's anything wrong with being gay
Oooh ooh ooh
And sometimes we punch each other in the face
like when I hit on your mom and got to second base
I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way
We fart and burp in the same key,
and I think your iPod sucks
You make fun of my hair because yours is.. disappearing
I've seen your penis you've seen mine
I popped your pimples
you rubbed aloe vera on my sunburned back
You ran defence when I sh*t my pants
you felt my girls' brand new boobs
you asked to suck them she refused
so while you slept I shaved your head
you woke up and told me that I...
You'll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say
that I really and truly feel this way
not that there's anything wrong with being gay
And sometimes we punch each other in the face
like when I hit on your mom and got to second base
I know you know I love you (I f**kin love you dude
I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way
Na na na na, Na na na na, Na na na na, Na na na na
Na na na na, Na na na na, Na na na na, Na na na na
You'll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say
that I really and truly feel this way
not that there's anything wrong with being gay
And sometimes we punch each other in the face
like when I hit on your mom and got to second base
I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way
Na na na na, Na na na na Na na na na, Na na na na
Na na na na, Na na na na Na na na na, Na na na na