Restless Legs Lyrics

Here she lies in the fleecy gown
by my side in the eiderdown
M
but she can't get a ticket to morning town
cause I have restless legs
Boring though this film may be
Slumber still won't visit thee
M
so long as you stay next to me
for I have restless legs
Milky drink and sudafed
that should sort you out she said
M
as I kicked myself clean out of the bed
praise these restless legs
Homeopathic cures I sort
all in all its come to nought
M
I wish it was some astronaut
who had these restless legs
4 o 6 and I'm wide awake
and uncontrollable urge to take
M
a 5 mile hike around the Ogwen Lake
just to stretch these restless legs
No sympathy from Uncle Greg
nor indeed from Aunty Meg
M
but thank god I'm not Jake the peg
with a extra restless leg
So come the day when I don't exist
And worms are flying through the graveyard mist
M
don't go botherin' the exorcist
its just my restless legs
its just my restless legs