Eddie the Eunuch Lyrics

Eddie the Eunuch
K. Kristofferson
INTRO: E
Eddie the Eunuch was a weasel
Nasty as an old man??s nose
Makin' believin?? he was evil
Struttin?? in his mama??s clothes
You know that Eddie had a bad connection, baby
Never had a chance to ball
Sleeping in the wrong direction, baby
Dreaming he was ten feet tall, but now
CHORUS:
Eddie the eunuch is a rock and roll critic
Suckin' like a super star
Slicker than a shoe-shine, quicker than a two-time
Eddie what a thing you are, ooh
You know that Eddie makes a damn good livin??, baby
Puttin' other people down
Eddie couldn??t ever forgive them baby
??Cause he wasn??t Jackson Browne, no but
He's a climber
All the way down to the gutter
Probably stomp on his mother, yeah
He ain't got no shame, boys
But there's more to the game
Like who to bless and who to blame, boys