Pretzel Logic Lyrics

Verse I:
I would love to tour the Southland
M7
In a traveling minstrel show
Yes, I'd love to tour the Southland
m7
In a traveling minstrel show
Refrain:
Yes, I'm dyin' to be a star and make them laugh
Sounds just like a record on the phonograph
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
M7
Oh, yeah
Hey, hey
Verse II:
I have never met Napoleon
But I plan to find the time
I have never met Napoleon
But I plan to find the time
Yes, I do
Refrain:
'Cause he looks so fine upon that hill
They tell me he was lonely; he's lonely still
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh, yeah
(Guitar interlude over verse and refrain)
Bridge:
I stepped up on the platform
M7
The man gave me the news
He said, "You must be joking, son
M7
Where did you get those shoes?"
"Where did you get those shoes?"
Refrain:
Well, I've seen 'em on the TV, the movie show
They say the times are changing, but I just don't know
These things are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh, yeah
(Ad lib over verse)