Field Day for the Sundays Lyrics

I??m almost positive that this is played with power chords, but it might
sound better if you wanted to try it with barre chords or real chords.
This is my first submission, so don??t be too brutal with your complaints.
I wanna be a
Field day for the Sundays so they can f**k up my life
Embarrass my wife and leave a bad taste
Striped toothpaste can??t remove on Monday mornings
I want to be a target for the dailies, so they can show pictures of me
With a nude on page 3, so lacking in taste
Touched up near the waist, looking as limp as Monday morning
Touched up near the waist, looking as limp as Monday morning