I Know Lyrics

AmMaj7: X02110
BmMaj7: X24332
I know why I like you,
It's cause of your clothing
And your haircut
G (mute)
And 'cause you're racist
I have a match, your face
My asking you questions
You can't answer
You wanna box me?
Maj7
Our world works in mysterious ways
Maj7
They say a man with a beard may frighten
Maj7
Children or dogs, but a mustache scares me more
I know why you bite me
It's cause of your instincts
And your canines
A (mute)
And 'cause I kicked you
I have a bone to pick
Please go on the paper
And fetch me my slippers
D5 (mute)
And stop meowing
Maj7
Man's best friend wags his tail and bares his
Maj7
Teeth to the man with the mail and though he's
Maj7
Frightened of thunder, he never goes to war
Tell me what's the circumstance of circumsision
And what happens in my daughter's pants, is whose descision
I've seen the facts, of inter-race relations
Of see-through slacks, and cyber-masturbation
If one hundred monkeys each could have their own show
Perhaps one day a chimp might say
N.C
"You have faith, you just need to use it sayeth the lord"
I know why I like you,
It's cause of your sandals
And your supper
G (mute)
And 'cause you're JESUS
I have a match; your dad
My dad has your picture
Right next to your mother's
And one of Charo
Maj7
They hold hands up in heaven and they
Maj7
Say their son's name is Kevin but I
Maj7
Read in a book somewhere that his name is
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