Bad Day Lyrics

Darwin Deez - Bad Day
Personally I'd play all the chords barred to sound like the guitar on the record,
but it doesn't really matter if you dont.
D: x 5 7 7 7 5
Bm7:7 9 7 7 7 7
E7: x 7 9 7 9 7
G: 3 5 5 4 3 3
A: 5 7 7 6 5 5
B7: 7 9 7 8 7 7
Verse:
I hope that the last the page of your 800-page novel is missing
And I hope that it rains if you leave the window down on your red Mustang
Chorus:
'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you
'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you
And if you drop your keys I hope there's a sewer somewhere very nearby
And if you're out of clean sheets I hope your new girl takes off and it's clear why
Chorus:
'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you
'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you
And I would like to be your girlfriend so I could dump you
And I would like to be your garbage man so I would never have to pick up
your trash again
Maybe you should wonder why your apartment is always so empty
Well I hope you get locked out of that apartment and have to call Jenny
'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you
(But I'm sorry if it ever is)
'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you
(But I'm sorry if it ever is) etc...