Summer of the Purple Man Lyrics

INTRO version 1 (chords and lead)
On the last rep stop here -^
INTRO version 2 (chords only)
He materialized at the edge of my street
In a big beater car that never missed a beat
I guess you could say that's when it all began
He seduced me on my way home from marching band
It was 1991
N/C (No Chord)
It was the summer of the purple man
God only knows we didn't know we did
You bet we played that card 'cause we were just kids
Re-educated while working on our tans
He controlled us with the touch of his purple hand
We were falling one by one
N/C
It was the summer of the purple man
Suddenly the universe was out of whack
And once you go there, you can't come back
And daddy looked like he was gonna have a heart attack
Clenched his fist and he said
"When I get my hands on that mother f**ker
Gonna put his purple nads in the ground and weigh the f**ker *
* (Please comment if you know what he says in this line.)
I'll tear him limb from limb on a torture rack"
The afternoons were spent in nap
The nights for sitting on his lap
Feeding him purple beans out of a can
Everything going according to his plan
It was the last time I had fun, yeah
N/C
It was the summer of the purple man
BRIDGE (same as before but play only once not twice)
Spilling our seeds into the serpent's garden
Our young love muscles began to harden
And that's when mother coughed and begged our pardon
Cleared her throat and she said
"You're such a good little boy and you always wanna please us
Surely we can fix this with a little more Jesus
And pray and pray that purple gay away"
Hey Nancy boys this ones for you
And the big pink bubble from the gum you chew
It's such a hoot watching what you've turned into
As the days fly pass
We'll stand aghast, trapping you at a social impasse
Run out the door just as fast as you can
G#m A N/C
And try to go back to the summer of the purple man