Cheaper to Keep Her Lyrics

Cheaper To Keep Her
By Kevin Fowler
I asked her what she wanted this year for our anniversary
She thought about it long and hard then she said to me
"I??d really like a divorce, think I've finally had enough"
I said "Honey I wasn't planning on spending quite that much"
Chorus:
Well it's cheaper to keep her than it is to let her go
I just cant seem to say goodbye to half of everything I own
Well I am damned if I do and I??m damned if I dont
Yeah it??s cheaper to keep her than it is ---to let her go
She handed me the papers that she wanted me to sign
She pulled out a pen and pointed at that dotted line
Its not the thought of losing her that really breaks my heart
You see I??m in love with all my stuff and that??s the hardest part
Bridge:
I started thinking about it, adding it up
The house the boat the car the truck
When i see my attorney going to kick his butt
For talking me out of that damn pre-nup