Self Esteem Lyrics

Intro: C F Dsus2
You text at three in the morning
And you misspell my name
You've slept with half my friends on Facebook
And most of them think you are lame
You say that with me it's different
And you're not that big of a dick
And if you disappear it's cause you're busy
Not cause you're with some other chick
{Prechorus:
I know that this might be uncouth
But I've decided to tell you the truth)
(Chorus:
My self esteem's not low enough to date you
(It's/ close, but not quite there
It's/
So)
Give me time to get a little more ( rejected/
desperate/
wasted)
And you and I can make an awesome pair
A totally awesome pair)
I seem like your perfect target
Like I've been lonely for too long
You think I haven't had sex in forever
And I'll admit that you're not wrong
But I would rather have no one
Than this cr*p let me reaffirm
I wouldn't touch your dick if I'd been poisoned
And the antidote was in your sperm
(Prechorus + Chorus)
Bridge:
Thanks for not even pretending to respect me
Or slightly acknowledging how mean this is
Cause what's easy to find is a loving relationship
What's hard for a girl like me to find is penises
Especially when I'm on the road
Or anywhere, really
Cause I'm a girl, hello
That's kind of how it goes
Love is illusive and impossible
But dicks are available everywhere
So sorry if I don't feel super lucky
To get a penis likes yours attached to a man who can't
even pretend to care
Maybe if something goes horribly awry
And I think I'll never find a better guy
But for now
For now
(Chorus)