The Best Things in Life Testo Traduzione Italiana

My uncle Charlie is a cynical man
And his wife's a touch sceptical too
They've got one of those stickers in the back of their van
It says "We've seen the prices at the zoo"
Well today I knocked upon their door and said that I was passing
And Charlie launched a scathing attack
When I asked him what I'd done he said "You stupid bastard
We live in a cul-de-sac".
Went to Dali's party it was fancy dress
I just stuck an apple in my face
I saw a chap who obviously was out to impress
Reckoned he beat Gagarin in to space
He said "Hi there Salv, like sorry I'm late
But I was getting done up as a Mogul Thrash Acetate"
Me I got bored, so I went home
Got into bed and came to the conclusion:
There is nothing better in life
Than writing on the sole of your slipper with a biro,
There is nothing better in life
Than writing on the sole of your slipper with a biro,
There is nothing better in life
Than writing on the sole of your slipper with a biro,
There is nothing better in life
Than writing on the sole of your slipper with a biro
On a Saturday night instead of going to the pub.