Burn Down the Trailer Park Lyrics

Burn Down The Trailer Park
By Paul Thorn
I borrowed some money, I sold my car
I put an Airstream trailer up on blocks
That satellite dish was my first mistake
She started watchin' Oprah Winfrey and Rikki Lake
She cut me down to once a week
At suppertime there wasn't nothing to eat
I was paranoid and scared to death
She came home with Aqua Velva on her breath
Chorus:
Burn down the trailer park
Shoot the pink flamingos out in the yard
I can't live here since you broke my heart
I'm gonna burn down the trailer park
She hired the neighbor's son to cut our grass
She gave him cold iced tea and a piece of pie
My landlord came while I was out of town
Our pipes got fixed and the rent went down
I fell asleep with the Late Show on
Now it's 3 a. m., I wake up and she's gone
I've got a strong suspicion she's at it again
But since I don't know which trailer she's in
Burn it down.
Bridge:
Jenny Jones don't understand
Geraldo don't understand
Maury Povich sure don't understand
I got a can of gas and I'm a dangerous man
Burn down the trailer park
Burn it down