Kielbasa Lyrics

K:
Dude, we gotta f**kin' write something new. C'mon.
strums
J:
I don't like that. So far ba--, off to a bad start.
strums again
J:
Better, closer, warmer.
strums again
J:
That's it. Okay.
Intro and verse: (I love ya, baby...)
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End intro and end verse: (My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform)
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I love ya, baby, but all I can think about is
Kielbasa sausage, your butt cheeks is warm.
I check my dipstick, you need lubrication, honey.
My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform.
Now, get it on!
Sol
(I'm not good enough to tab it out.)
I see you walkin', but all I can think about is
Dianetics, your butt cheeks is warm.
I check my dipstick, you need lubrication, honey.
My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform.
Now, I've been set loose-ah,
I'm shooting my juice-ah,
Right in your caboose. Now, f**kin' get it on!
So
Now, get it on.
nd f s[
olo] Get it on!
Int[
erlude-kinda-thing]
Dianetics cure ya much better than Krishna,
Dianetics cure ya much better, indeed,
And all you people here, you're tremendous
(except the people in the middle,)
And you're smokin' up a big-ass bowl of weed
With me, me and KG.
All right!
Oh yeah,
All right! Oh my God!
All the ladies in the house say yeah (yeah),
C'mon, you muthaf**ka say a prayer (prayer),
When ya fight, ya gotsta fight fair,
You muthaf**ka, ho, you muthaf**ka,
You know what time it is?
Tenacious D time, you muthaf**ka, go!
f**k yeah!
Yeah, yeah!
G (Build it then end with a accent on it)