Frontier Psychiatrist Lyrics

chords by m.c. brown shoes
mcbrownshoes@fastmail.fm
intro: Bm F#
That boy needs therapy, Psychosomatic, that boy needs therapy
Purely psychosomatic, that boy needs therapy, lie down on the couch
What does that mean? You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut!
What does that maen? That boy needs therapy, I'm gonna kill you
That boy needs therapy, Ranakazoo, let's have a tune
Now when I count three, That (scratch) boy needs therapy
(scratch) He was white as a sheet, and he also made false teeth
chorus: Bm F#
'Avalanches above, business continues below..'
Did I ever tell you a story about cowboys and midgets and the Indians and
Front Frontier Psychiatrist, I feel, I feel, I feel strangely hypnotised
(scratch) I was in another world, a world of 20, 20,000 girls
and Milk! and rectangles, to an optometrist! a man with a golden gun eyeball
and tighten your buttocks, pour juice on your chin! promise my girlfriend
with the violin...
That boy needs therapy, Psychosomatic, that boy needs therapy
Purely psychosomatic, that boy needs therapy, lie down on the couch
What does that mean? You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut!
What does that mean? That boy needs therapy, I'm gonna kill you
That boy needs therapy, Ranakazoo, let's have a tune
Now when I count three, That (scratch) boy needs therapy
(scratch) He was white as a sheet, and he also made false teeth
chorus: Bm F#
'Frontier psychiatrist!'
Can you think of anything that talks... other than a person?
Um (scratch) a bird? Yeah!
Bird scratch solo #1: Bb Ab
Sometimes a parrot talks!
Bird scratch solo #2: Bm F#
'Yes, some birds are funny when they talk.'
'Can you think of anything else?'
'Um...
a record?'