If I Had One Lyrics

Jack knife'd rig got the traffic stopped, interstate lookin' like a parkin' lot
Fatboy flyin' on a fatboy bike weavin' in and out and passin' me by
I honked my horn and shot the bird at that crazy S O B
At deep down I was wishin' it was me
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But if I had one I'd have to say
I'd probably do the same dang thing
Pull her to the shoulder and let that steel horse run
I'd be hell on wheels if 2/4 I had 4/4 one
Called my brother, said "How you been, we ain't been fishin' since I don't know when"
He said "This graveyard shift's a graveyard grind, I got more bills than I got time"
I'd love to wet a line but my wife'll just stay on my case
I said "I guess I know who wears the pants around your place"
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But if I had one I'd have to say
I'd probably do the same dang thing
Stay at home holdin' my baby when the workday's done
Yeah I'd try to keep her happy if 2/4 I had 4/4 one
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Sittin' on a barstool talkin' to a lady
She's runnin' my tab up callin' me baby
Buy her a drink she'll let you chase her
watch her shake her money maker
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But if I had one I'd have to say
I'd probably shake it the same dang way
Hike it up high as I could get it, son
I'd never buy a nother beer if 2/4 I had 4/4 one
You know things would be differ ent if 2/4 I had 4/4 one
That's what I'd do, if I had one of those
I'd do it just like that, right... there
Things'd be different if I had one, too
But I don't, but if I had one