Copenhagen Junkie Lyrics

COPENHAGEN JUNKIE
Well I've never been afraid of much
And I never thought I'd need a crutch
To help me with the trials of this life
But there's one thing I can't do without
And Copenhagens what I'm talkin' about
And I love it nearly as much as I love my wife
Now when I first started chewin'
I didn't know what I was doin'
And I liked the wat it helped me to relax
And a big ole chew tastes mighty good
Just the way I know Copenhagen should
But when it's gone I'm a slobbering maniac
I'm a Copenhagen junkie
There's a big ole hairy monkey on my back
And he just won't let me be
Cause when I run out of chewin'
I know I'm on the road to ruin
Yes that Copenhagens got a hold on me
I can go without a lot of things
Like sweet potatoes and butter beans
And I know it wouldn't bother me at all
I can go without coffee for a couple of days
But if you take me snoots away
I'll be climbin' like a spider up the wall
Well I even tried to quit one time
My knees got weak, I sorta went blind
And my mellow disposition headed south
I started eatin' like a big fat hog
Got wild and mean like a rabid dog
And started frothin' and a foamin' at the mouth
SPOKEN - "Can I help you, Sir?" "Ah yeah, you got any Copenhagen?"
"No sir, I'm afraid we're all out" "OWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!"
SPOKEN - "Ahhh, Copenhagen... Makes me feel so good...
But when it's gone boys.... I feelin' exactly the way I should..."