Cooler-N-Hell Lyrics

Cooler 'n Hell
By Ray Wylie Hubbard
A '68 Camaro, candy apple red
4 speed transmission, chrome heads
Rev 'er up and she casts a spell
Some things under heaven are just cooler 'n hell
A pack of Chesterfields,sunglasses and a suit
A half a pint of gin and a gold tooth
Lightnin' Hopkins and a pentatonic scale
Some things under heaven are just cooler 'n hell
A blonde Telecaster, 1955
Dynacomp pedal, beer bottle for a slide
A black face Twin, with the JBL's
Some things under heaven are just cooler 'n hell
Black mascara, L'oreal on her lips
Tribal tattoo just above her hips
A honky tonkin' woman who wears her ink well
Yeah some things under heaven are just cooler 'n hell
Some of these things down here are just cooler 'n hell.