Asshole World Renown Lyrics

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Date: Sunday November 17, 2002
Subject: d/davis_stuart/asshole_world_renown.tab
Asshole World Renown by Stuart Davis from the album 16 Nudes
Submitted by Dave (WuPhish@aol.com)
Intro:
Progression 1:
Progression 2:
Mute chord progression 2 during verses.
Progression 3:
G F# "Asshole world re- nown
Verse 1 w/Progression 2:
Bored stiff with my wallet fat
I ordained myself a diplomat
bought a plane and some aerosol
sprayed my name on China's Wall
Verse 2 w/Progression 2:
Then I pissed all over the Kremlin steps
punched a monk in Tibet
got drunk and disordered in the old Big Apple
passed gas in the Cistine Chapel
Verse 3 with Progression 3:
I've thrown darts at the Mona Lisa
tied lead weights to the tower of Pisa
sold salt water in the big Sahara
then I took a shit in the Riviera
Asshole World Renown
Progression 2, one time no vocal
Verse 4 with Progession 2:
Went to Rome and spread V.D.
robbed the homeless in Tahiti
was slapped by a woman in the great Euphrates
kidnapped kids in the slums of Haiti
Verse 5 with Progression 2:
Play high E string open on all chords
Poisoned livestock in Korea
tainted foodshelves in Tanzania
torched Saigon like a Buddhist pyro
slashed tires in the streets of Cairo
Verse 6 with Progression 2:
keep playing F# at "my bare hands"
right into the next verse.
I chucked eggs at Castro's doorway
I once puked on the king of Norway
for eighteen days I roamed Japan
choking little kittens with my bare hands
Verse 7 with Progression 3:
Stuck my gum on Venus De Milo
did Zimbabwe shooting rhinos
ran nude straight through Nepal
spit my chew in the Taj Mahal
Asshole World Renown
End with progression 1.