Everything I Do (I Do With William Shatner) Lyrics

Intro/Riff1: E-B-D-A--- (x3)
Verse 1:
Everything I do, I do with William Shatner
Loosing all my hair while my belly's growing fat-ner
And when I drink too much, he holds my hair in his hands
And while I'm blowing chunks, he treats me like the captain
Chorus:
Oh-----, when we get together we boldly go----
Talk about our favorite episodes
F# (strum once and mute)
I don't want to go to work
Just want to hang with Captain Kirk
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And if I had my way I'd make it so
Verse 2:
Everything I do, I do with William Shatner
We drink a couple of brews, go to the Laundromat-ner
When our clothes are dry, we fold them up together
?Cause everything I do, I do with William Shatner
::Repeat Chorus::
::Solo::
Hey---, spend more time with him than George Takei
Say full speed ahead and we're on our way
He is so mysterious
His middle name's Tiberius
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And he'll make me his cabin boy someday, someday
Hey Bill ? Let's go get a tan
Hey Bill ? And a green woman
Hey Bill ? We'll kill some Romulans
Hey Bill ? I'm your number one fan
?Cause everything I do, I do with William Shatner
We go to the rodeo and put on our cowboy hat-ners
When we paint the town, we buy each other dinner
We're fully functional, Just like Brent Spiner (spiner)
Everything I do, I do with William Shatner
And don't you wish that you could do it too
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