What Would William Shatner Do? Lyrics

Intro: C---G---Am---F--- (x2)
Verse 1:
I've got a girl, the coolest girl in the world
But she ain't fly for the guys in sci-fi
And I'm a guy with a model Enterprise
Imagine her surprise if she ever finds out
I've got a queen, but she only wears blue jeans
And I am a guy in Kirk t-shirt
Black boots and a red miniskirt
I'll be in world of hurt if she ever finds out
Bridge 1:
I've got to think about it
I've got to work it through
If she learns my dark secret
What would William Shatner do?
Chorus:
What would William Shatner do? (what would he do) (x3)
Verse 2: (same as V1)
I've got a chick, in bed a lunatic
Won't be my whore if she knows I love Star Wars
And I know only one thing for sure
I'll never score If she ever finds out
Bridge 2:
I've got to make a choice now
Deceive her or tell her true
I know Vulcans never lie but
What would William Shatner do?
(Repeat Chorus)
Interlude: (heavy distortion and palm mute)
I love War of the Worlds, got a boner for green girls
Alien nations, deep space stations
I love flying saucers, say ?live long and prosper?
?May the force be with you?, Mr. Sulu
C (Strum once/let ring) G
I want to be your man, ?by your command?
Don't want us to be undone, ?danger Will Robinson!?
And if I decree ?beedee beedee bee?
Does that mean we'll be through?
What would William Shatner do? Do----
(Repeat Chorus) x2