College Life Lyrics

Well my daddy always said Son, youll have fun
When youre drinkin with your friends and everyone
Takes for granted these are the best years of your life
Well high school sure seemed like a joke
When I got to college I was on my own
Tryin to find the best drink specials every night
Yeah for many nights with the San Marcos Federales
I finally figured out I should probly
Keep my mouth shut stead of tellin em what I thought
Well I paid the county for many months
Hell I even think I paid the principals bonus
Thats how I knew what student loans were all about
Chorus:
Its Taco Bell for breakfast and lunch its Keystone Light
Be outta bed by sundown make the party just on time
My probations in the mornin, Herbal Tea will do me fine
Look what I learned in college life
Well I decided to major in country music
Thats when I found out I couldnt use
The 30 hours I managed to log last year
And anthropology it seemed pretty cool to me
But it wasnt included in my degree
Thats when I started to study domestic beer
Shiner Bock, it was good to me
Hell it treated me better than history
Or that little blonde I met in the science lab
And fraternity life, it was a change of pace
And it taught me how to get crap faced
And break my failin' grades to dear old Dad
One of these days, come graduation
I hope that I wont be mistaken
That everything I learned wont be in vain
Cause I sure failed a test or three
But that doesnt make a lesser man of me
Cause theres more to life than a one point GPA