House of Fun Lyrics

...HOUSE OF FUN... by Madness
*Released 1982*
Intro:
Verse 1:
Good morning miss,
Can I help you son?
Six-teen today,
And up for fun.
I'm a big boy now,
Or so they say,
So if you'll serve,
I'll be on my way.
Interlude:
Verse 2:
Box of balloons,
With the feather-light touch,
Pack of party-poppers,
That pop in the night.
A toothbrush and hairspray,
Plastic grin,
Miss Clay on all corners,
Has just walked in.
Chorus 1:
Welcome to the House of Fun,
Now I've come of age,
Welcome to the House of Fun.
Welcome to the lion's den;
Temptation's on his way.
Welcome to the House of...
Interlude:
Verse 3:
N-n-n-n-n-n-no, no miss;
You mis-understood,
Six-teen big boy,
Full pint in my manhood.
I'm up to date
And the date's today,
So if you'll serve,
I'll be on my way.
Chorus 2:
Welcome to the House of Fun,
Now I've come of age,
Welcome to the House of Fun.
Welcome to the lion's den;
Temptation's on his way.
Welcome to the House of...
Interlude:
Middle 8:
I'm sorry son,
But we don't stock;
Party gimmicks,
In this shop.
Try the House of Fun;
It's quicker if you run,
This is a chemist's,
Not a joke shop!
Verse 4:
Party hats,
Simple enough clear,
Compre-hende, savvy, understand?
Do you hear?
A pack of party hats,
With the coloured tips,
Too late!
Gorgon heard gossip.
Well hello Joe, hello Miss Clay,
Many happy returns from the day.
Chorus 3:
Welcome to the House of Fun,
Now I've come of age,
Welcome to the House of Fun.
Welcome to the lion's den;
Temptation's on his way.
Welcome to the House of Fun.
(Repeat to Fade)
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