Old Lady Lyrics

(Play each chord change normally, palm-mute during the rest of the verse)
Today an old man walked up to me and said: "I have trouble walking"
That's okay I've got a cane, so what?
Today an old man walked up to me and said: "I have trouble seeing"
That's okay I can't complain
horus
(Play all chords normally, palm-mute G chord)
I'm still ali-i-ive
I'm still ali-i-ive
I'm still alalala-lalala-live
I'm still ali-i-ive
Today an old man walked up to me and said: "I have trouble walking"
That's okay I've got a cane, so what?
Today an old man walked up to me and said: "I have trouble seeing"
That's okay I can't complain
horus
I'm still ali-i-ive
I'm still ali-i-ive
I'm still alalala-lalala-live
I'm still ali-i-ive
Since you've crashed my car
D C (palm-mute) C (strum once)
It just couldn't, couldn't be the same
reakdown
(play during next verse)
Today on the wrong side of the road
An old lady, she crashed my car, she was about 80 years old, that's right.
And she said: "Son, I'm so sorry 'bout your car, but I've really bad eyes."
And she said: "Son, just be lucky that you're still alive."
N.C. (Pickslide)
You know what she said, guys? f**k you, Tom!
C G F (palm-mute this last line)
She said: "Son, be lucky you're alive."
ridge
A big f**k you, you crashed my car! Four years of work in a junkyard
F (palm-mute)
Be lucky you're still alive!
f**k you, you crashed my car! Four years of work in a junkyard.
F (palm-mute)
Be lucky you're still alive!
ridge 2
(Play normally first 2 times, palm-mute 3rd and 4th time, play normally 5th and 6th)
f**k you! You shouldn't be allowed to drive!
f**k you! You shouldn't be allowed to dri-ah-ive!
f**k you! You shouldn't be allowed to drive!
f**k you! You shouldn't be allowed to, to drive!
f**k! You! Shouldn't be allowed to drive!
f**k! You! Shouldn't be allowed to dri-ah-ive!
nding riff