Liquid Lunch Lyrics

6th June 2013
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Baby, pass the aspirin, something's got to work,
I know I did it to myself, but, man, oh, man, it hurts,
That second last Martini, the one that went down real smooth,
Set me on a bender, with nothing left to lose!
I--- just can't apologise, for... what I did to myself,
My bed's--- an ocean liner, and I can't call for help--------!
Yeah, baby, it hurts a bunch, the girls got going, and we had a munch,
I promise on a dime, it's the last time... I'll ever have a liquid lunch,
Yeah, baby, it hurts a bunch, the girls got going, and we had a munch,
I promise on a dime, it's the last time... I'll ever have a liquid lunch!
I think I've got the symptoms, and none of them will leave,
They think that it's a party, to laugh at all my grief,
It must have been a doozy, I had two hundred dreams,
At least I found my pillow, 'cause I can't find my keys!
It's--- hard to remember... all of the events,
But--- I must have paid the tab, 'cause all that's left is fifty cents!
Yeah, baby, it hurts a bunch, the girls got going, and we had a munch,
I promise on a dime, it's the last time... I'll ever have a liquid lunch,
Yeah, baby, it hurts a bunch, the girls got going, and we had a munch,
I promise on a dime, it's the last time... I'll ever have a liquid lunch!
Maybe I can call the pharmacy, they'll bring something up, something up 'tout suite',
Some exotic... medicine, to cure my every ill, with some kind of magic pill!
I--- just can't apologise, for... what I did to myself,
My bed's--- an ocean liner, and I can't call for help--------!
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Yeah, baby, it hurts a bunch, the girls got going, and we had a munch,
I promise on a dime, it's the last time... I'll ever have a liquid lunch,
Yeah, baby, it hurts a bunch, the girls got going, and we had a munch,
I promise on a dime, it's the last time... I'll ever have a liquid lunch!
Yeah, baby, it hurts a bunch, the girls got going, and we had a munch,
I promise on a dime, it's the last time... I'll ever have a liquid lunch,
Yeah, baby, it hurts a bunch, the girls got going, and we had a munch,
I promise on a dime, it's the last time...
...I'll ever have a liquid lunch!
Em = 022000 B7 = x21202
To add interest you could alternate the bass notes of the chords,
Em to Em/B, and B7 to (ch)B7/F#(/ch) ....
Em = xx2000 B7 = x35353
Em/B = x22000 (ch)B7/F#(/ch) = 335353