Maxine Lyrics

Cosmo Jarvis - Maxine
Key of C, ear-transcribed on ukulele by Neil Killer.
Play this however you want, but if you're playing it acoustic without a band,
it might sound better with some fast strumming. Sounds better than just a
monotonous "1, 2, 3, 4" rhythm.
INTRO:
Dumb Kid, Dumb Kid, Dumb Kid
VERSE 1:
I'm not stalking you, I'm walking in front of you
But you're screaming
And I'm not grabbing you, or slapping the ass of you
But I'm dreaming
Cause I like girls in Trackies, I don't know why they just grab me
And I like how you stand up, I like how you stand up
I'm not that weird, I don't have a girl or beard
And I'm so fed up, so fed up
PRE-CHORUS 1:
I wasn't really gonna get a tattoo of your name on my arm
Cause I don't have that much money I can spend, I can spend
No matter how much porn I download, I will always think of you
And I will be obsessed til the end, til the end
CHORUS:
Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene!
And I'd do anything you tell me to!
Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene!
And I can't stop thinking of you!
INTERLUDE:
VERSE 2:
I'm not a wanker, well I used to be, but I'm not anymore
Cause it makes me tired
And I'm glad you're happy, but if my love gets crappy
And I'm glad you're admired
And I know I'm immature, I won't stalk you anymore
I'm a dumb kid, dumb kid, dumb kid, dumb kid
And I'm not forgetting you, I'm just not gonna hit on you.
I'm sexually retarded.
INTERLUDE:
PRE-CHORUS 2:
Speaking of jacking, I was doing it today
But then I quit so I'd last longer, and you wouldn't laugh at me
I'm one of those guys, I can't let go and accept loathing
Cause I've got quite an addictive personality.
CHORUS:
Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene!
And I'd do anything you tell me to!
Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene!
And I can't stop thinking of you!
SOLO:
PRE-CHORUS 3:
I'm not saying we were gonna bang, but it would have been quite nice
And I would have liked it more, than the best thing in the world
You're not the first I've done a song about, trust me.
I'm really not that weird, I just get obsessed with girls!
CHORUS:
Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene!
And I'd do anything you tell me to! (My balls are cold)
Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene!
And I can't stop thinking of you!
BRIDGE:
I'm obsessed, I'm obsessed, I'm obsessed, I'm obsessed
I'm obsessed, I'm obsessed
CHORUS:
Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene!
And I'd do anything you tell me to!
Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene!
And I can't stop thinking of you!