Lapchild Lyrics

By Dogwood
Intro:
G---------999------ (4X) hahaha here we go!
A-6h7-6-4-777-66-7- (4X)
then:
A-4-6h7-6-4-666-777-7-6--4-6h7-6-4-666-777-9-
during the verses, every time you play the C#, play the A--6h7-6-4--A
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So we see it start again
Another adolescent standing with her friends
Just one more guy too shy to tell her how he feels
So when he does, to us it's no big deal
They start to date and hug and kiss and hold hands
Also soon forgetting one of God's great commands
It says "You shall have no other gods before me"
Did they care? No, cause they couldn't see
CHORUS 1:
It started with a kiss, not just a little peck
Next thing he knew he was slurping on her neck
It's obvious to see there is no recompense
They're just another couple that never made any sense
(INTRO)
C#.......
Just as a thought becomes a deed
Soon there's a mouth you have to feed
Now the child count becomes three
C#........
He and she are just alike
Barely got training wheels off their bikes
How did they expect to live carefree?
Always whining "There's no time to play"
Sorry, but that's the price you have to pay
I hope it was worth five minutes of love
Shucks, funds are getting tight
Money situation doesn't look too bright
We'll see what happens when push comes to shove
CHORUS 2:
It started with a kiss, not just a little peck
Next thing he knew he was slurping on her neck
And now they have a kid, another on the way
What a shame to see their sky is gray
CHORUS 3:
It started with a kiss, not just a little peck
Next thing he knew he was slurping on her neck
It's obvious to see he stumbled then he fell
Their foolish child games put them in a living hell