Chained to a Radiator Lyrics

Jay Foreman-Chained to a Radiator
Had a very dodgy night last night I dont remember much about it
And from the looks of things it looks as if I really could have gone without it
Started to go wrong when this girl offered me her beer
Then she leaned over and whispered lets get out of here
Here I am hours later
Chained to a radiator
I swear theres something wrong about the beer it had a weird effect upon me
I dont know why I felt like doing everything that everybody told me
Sternly she looked at me and said lets go to your place
Id have done just about anything for such a face
But now I think I hate her
Chained to a radiator
We both went upstairs to the bedroom and there she did something quite strange
She took out some jangly handcuffs and said do you like playing games
The beer had now taken me over couldnt say no anymore
She put all my stuff in her bag said thanks and walked out of the door.
Ive lost all feeling in my hand its hanging loosely like a flower petal
My arse is hurting and my back is feeling rigid up against the metal
Starting to wonder if anyone will find me here
Maybe should think about getting food and water near
Ill call the office later
Chained to a radiator