Daddy Died on Saturday Lyrics

Once upon a time
There was a boy I met
Who lived in a slump, who looked like a bum
'cause he wore all second-hand
Something changed the scene one day
In a most peculiar way
He fell in love with a pretty girl
Whose dad was rich and grey
But her daddy didn't like the guy
Told her he would rather die
Than let her marry him,
he didn't tell her why
Tried to change his mind
But the man remained unkind
He didn't want to listen to what they said
He made his daughter sad
This was more than the boy could take
If he want then he's gotta break
He decided to solve his problems
in his own way
He bought a poisoned sugar lump
At the cafe in the slump
Put it in the old man's tea
and waited patiently
Daddy died on saturday
They had a ball on sunday
At the funeral on monday
They didn't play