Tom Hark Lyrics

(Verse 1)
Does anybody know how long to World War Three?
I wanna know, I've gotta book me holidee.
They want me in the army, but I just can't go,
I'm far too busy listening to the radio.
(Chorus)
The whole things daft, I don't know why
You have to laugh or else you cry
You have to live or else you die
You have to laugh of else you cry
(Verse 2)
My friends say that we're heading for a grotty time,
It's just a load of slapstick in a pantomime,
We're heading for disaster, but I just don't care,
Shut your eyes and count to ten, you won't be there.
(Chorus)
The whole things daft, I don't know why
You have to laugh or else you cry
You have to live or else you die
You have to laugh of else you cry